Yeah but I love it.
GLEE 2x06 ; “Never Been Kissed”
‘You can’t punch the gay out of me anymore than I can punch the ignoramus out of you !’
Hydro floors. Yes, the floor sinks and a pool appears
(via andrewharlow)
“Bisexual” is just what girls say when they want attention:
Really I thought that’s what girls say when they’re bisexual. Huh.
“Bisexual” is just what guys say when they want attention:
What dictionary are you using?
You’re bisexual? You’re just greedy.
No. I actually have standards. Surprised? Do you date EVERY girl or EVERY GUY? Yeah, me neither.
You’re not bisexual. You’re just afraid to fully come out of the closet:
Well, seeing as how I lost my virginity in a threesome…
You’re not a bisexual, you just can’t make up your mind:
Hm. I’m also not a bird, but I haven’t made up my mind about that either. Maybe with time.
Bisexuals don’t exist. They’re like unicorns.
Ah, ‘tis so hard to be a mythological creature.
(Submitted by gambollingseaotters)















