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catchingkittens:

Yeah but I love it.

catchingkittens:

Yeah but I love it.

vintageandshit:

…wot..

vintageandshit:

…wot..

IF FIRE WERE WATER
thetasteofawesome:

ToA 15094:
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GLEE 2x06 ; “Never Been Kissed”

‘You can’t punch the gay out of me anymore than I can punch the ignoramus out of you !’

wholesomeobsessive:

eyesuckink:

Hydro floors. Yes, the floor sinks and a pool appears

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wholesomeobsessive:

eyesuckink:

Hydro floors. Yes, the floor sinks and a pool appears

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You’re Bisexual?!

lgbtlaughs:

“Bisexual” is just what girls say when they want attention:

Really I thought that’s what girls say when they’re bisexual. Huh.

“Bisexual” is just what guys say when they want attention:

What dictionary are you using?

You’re bisexual? You’re just greedy.

No. I actually have standards. Surprised? Do you date EVERY girl or EVERY GUY? Yeah, me neither.

You’re not bisexual. You’re just afraid to fully come out of the closet:

Well, seeing as how I lost my virginity in a threesome…

You’re not a bisexual, you just can’t make up your mind:

Hm. I’m also not a bird, but I haven’t made up my mind about that either. Maybe with time.

Bisexuals don’t exist. They’re like unicorns.

Ah, ‘tis so hard to be a mythological creature.



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petewentz-:

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Have you ever texted someone And they took forever to text back, so you checked what time you sent the text, calculated how long it took for them to reply, and tried to make them wait longer before you send your next response.